A shocking report from the Center of the Earth today tells the demanding public that Canada's population is the most "web-addicted." I'm sorry, you must be talking about a nation different than the Canada we American's know. You can't be talking about the same Canada that uses horses in lieu of cop cars or produced mega-star Celine Dion, right? Here is a law that is on the books in a Canadian outpost called Edmonton: "All bicycle riders must signal with the arm before making a turn; a bicycle rider must keep both hands on the handlebars at all times." Eh?
As for this report, it claims that 68% of Canadians are willing to wait out their dial-up connection to get on the web. Our great nation is running in third (behind Zee Germans) at 59%, which to me seemed low until I remembered we have an entire state that is still working on finding the computer's power button (I'm looking at you Ohio). In summation, the next time you see a person guzzling maple syrup, riding a horse and speaking in tongues, be sure to congratulate that dude on being number one at something.
The Vancouver Olympics sucked.
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