Meet Joseph Hoffman. You can call him Joe, or by his soon to be nickname in the joint, Tinkerbell. The Hoff was arrested on Christmas morning on the rough and tumble Chicago North Side when he was passed out in the back of a cab, and as result therefrom"would not pay his fare."
I know what you are thinking: I certainly have passed out in a cab a few dozen times over the last few weeks, yet I have not been arrested. Right, lush, you have passed out in the back of a car driven by a complete stranger who may or may not take great pleasure in stealing your organs, then covering you in honey and finally leaving you at a bear farm in the middle of nowhere (they like honey, you see). But the difference between your situation and Joe's is that you didn't pass out while in possession of your mobile meth lab. Whoops.
Yeah, Tinkerbell is probably going away for a long time after the police searched his duffel bag "looking for identification" and found $448,000.00 worth of Meth apparently made on the go. To make matters slightly more severe, Hoff gave the coppers permission to search his home which only garnered 4 more felony counts for the poor guy. Again, whoops.
On the bright side, Supercuts is getting great free advertising from all of this.
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