Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Lose a Mom, Gain some new Daddys

Give me that cocktail...fruit!

In a seriously sad tale, 10 year-old Joseph McVay shot and killed his mother apparently because she asked him to do chores. While there is no report on how much cash young McVay demanded in allowance contract negotiations, I think we can assume his agent did not get him the number he was after.

TRIVIA TIME: Can you guess in which state a tragedy like this would occur? Answer later...

Unfortunately for Joseph, he killed his mom in a fit of rage and probably didn't mean it. As a result, he will be headed to some type of Sleepers situation at some god-forsaken juvie center. Of course, the kid did have six (!) guns in his room including a loaded rifle and 12-gauge so I think it is fair to say he was what your 88 year-old neighbor would call a "troubled youth." Best of luck JoJo, but I don't really think you deserve any.

TRIVIA ANSWER: Ohio (I see, said the blind man)

Posted by bird at 4:13 PM
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  1. BillZillaJanuary 6, 2011 at 12:29 PM

    Mothers need to recognize! That old school "finish your chores and you can have dessert" bullshit doesnt work these days. As you can see, kids are strapped with heavy firepower. And this little man said suck it, popped off, and ate all the cake and ice cream he damn well pleased.

    In the words of the great Big Willie Style, "Parents Just Dont Understand"

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