Two hands for safety, what a gentleman.
Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? Apparently, following a week long of fundraisers at the Playboy Mansion over 200 people have fallen ill with a "respiratory infection." Yeah, when reached for comment Hugh simply said that whenever he feels sick his doctor tells him to slam two blondes with a glass of water and call in the morning....wow, what a great crowd tonight.
Sorry about that intro, but it is Jay Leno Appreciation Week (9th Annual) around the RTB headquarters. As for the devastating news coming out of LA County this week, it is true that there are 200 documented cases of various illnesses befallen on individuals who were at the Mansion at the beginning of this month. Public health officials believe the cause of the problem is bacteria found in warm water. In other words, a bunch of top-heavy women with questionable morals spent too much time getting smashed (take that verb as you will) in the famed grotto.
Heff has circled the Twitter wagons and made it clear that nobody can prove nothing and therefore all scheduled mass orgies are a go. But, it would appear the legal end of the Bunny Ears Empire is crossing the T's and dotting the lowercase j's, as apparent from this survey unearthed by TMZ (ugh). Our favorite is #4.1, which asks how much time the respondent spent at the grotto, with option D being 4-5 hours. Those who checked 'D' are welcome any time at the RTB Grotto, which may or may not double as a utility closet with a leaky water heater. Steamy...
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