Gary, I said over-easy, not over-medium, jackass.
Sean and Kent, of the New York State Smith Clan, have come up with a completely unique and mind-blowing idea: An airline that operates flights between NY to Vegas only, with the kicker that the airline packages its services with certain casinos. You buy your airline ticket along with your hotel room along with tickets to shows and shit.
Oh, I've heard of this, it's called every travel site invented since 2003.
"But wait," exclaim the Smiths, "we also are offering sweet in-air perks like iPad's, texting and club music." Awesome, now I am stuck on a plane for 4 hours with nothing to do but play Angry Birds and watch Jersey rats fist pump to Sand Storm? "Yo, yo, yo! Dis iz DJ JetPack comin' at ya from the deck of Flight 127 headed to Sin City party peeeeeoooopplllleeeeee!!!" Any chance I can get a gun and a lot of bullets with that package too?
Despite the obvious, LV Air is running into a few snags. Namely, they haven't found any casino partners and have not been able to publicly offer any type of price structure. Details are a bitch, eh? Seriously, would I love to pay a flat price for a flight, a room at a happening casino including some VIP perks? Of course. Would I also like a unicorn to cook me breakfast every morning and have that served by Gary Sinese in character as Lt. Dan? Of course.
It ain't happening.
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