Idea Number One: Put your apartment up for sale in the midst of the worst real estate crashes the country has seen in a few generations.
Idea Number Two: Drive to your nearest circus, distract the lion tamer just long enough to steal Barnum's multi-colored triangle banner from the 70's and attach said circus multi-colored triangle banner from the 70's to the facade of your building to draw in real-estate moguls looking for an apartment on the corner of Assault St. and With a Deadly Weapon Ln.
Do you like these ideas? No? Well, then in that case you probably aren't going to appreciate the hard work some dude invested in moving his piece of property...
