Jay Cutler's Biggest Problem

I said I play lacrosse for Duke, so.....

We promise to cover the pending Super Bowl between the Packers and Steelers in great detail in the days leading up to that epic showdown, but first we need to talk about Jay Cutler.

Just in case you have been declared legally dead for the last three days here is the brief rundown: Jay Cutler plays football for the Chicago Bears. Jay Cutler plays the quarterback position for the Chicago Bears. The Chicago Bears played the Green Bay Packers in the National Football Conference Championship on Sunday, January 23, 2011. Jay, seemingly injured, sat out the second half of said game. As the game was played out, fellow NFLers took to Twitter to bash Jay as a bitch. The Chicago Bears lost to the Green Bay Packers. Jay has been diagnosed with a torn MCL, a real injury. People don't care that Jay is actually injured because they hate his attitude and his face, apparently. Moving on....

Cutler's problem is not his knee, it's not his attitude, it isn't his body language or even the fact that he is dating that hot chick from Laguna Beach (why would that be a problem? Right, I don't know, stay focused). Clearly, JC's problem boils down to one horrible, horrible thing: His doofy, dumbass haircut.