First off, this doesn't apply to you business folk who must fly solo at Applebees on the road-stay strong! We are talking directly to those people that wander into some establishment, saddle up to the bar, and start chirping. For one thing, your non-stop chatter with the bartender makes it harder for us to get drinks. Also, we really don't want you butting in on our conversations. Sidenote: why are these guys so clueless about sports? They love to chat you up, but they drop gems like, "can you believe the QB didn't get flagged for 3 seconds? He was in the pocket forever!" However, as annoying as these loud loners are, they aren't nearly as bad as their brethren: creepy bar guy.
