Ladies and Gentlemen: Joakim Noah

As you can tell, RTB has been trying to ramp up the Christmas Spirit in a poor attempt to get back to a simpler time. Yet, discussing gifts and Santa's approach have not quite pushed us over the mountain into Christmas bliss. Luckily, this poorly edited video from your Chicago Bulls singing (?) the Twelve Days of Hoops popped up and may have just done the trick.

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Listen up handlesticks, Christmas is next week. Yeah, next week as in soon.

So, instead of hammering home your second advent calendar of the month, get to your local merchant and crack open your billfold because it's time to get your loved ones some sweet gifts that you plan on using for the foreseeable future. Traditionally, men get a ton of smack from our female counterparts about our inability to purchase solid gifts. But I have news for you pumpkin, you ain't the shiniest ornament on the fake tree (you overpaid for that last year, by the way). With the agreement that we are all genetically poor gifters due to innate selfishness, without further ado here is the Ultimate RTB Guide to Gifts for Men 2010: