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Jalen Rose, still bitter over an ass kicking in '92, defended some idiotic statements this morning on a show called First Take while promoting the Fab 5 30 for 30 movie.  Apparently Coach K wasn't knocking down Rose's door back in high school, and that made wittle Jalen weally mad  (the "w's" are needed I think).  If he and his boys could have channeled some of that hate, maybe they would've lost by only 10 instead of 20.  I can't believe there's still so much attention given to the Fab 5, considering they never existed.

It Must Be Done

From the people who brought you the Bed Intruder and are basically responsible for the auto-tune craze, the Gregory Brothers bring you Sheen. Our last post on Sheen until he kills someone.

I Think We've Seen This Before...



That's a lot of white women.





Hi, my name's Charlie too:)

As the Charlie Sheen Express continues to chug along, I am beginning to see some striking similarities between Sheen and another famous Charlie.  Apparently, I'm not the only one--some great stuff over here.  It was probably a heads-up play by the police to get Sheen's kids out of the house before Sheen and his 'goddesses' go on a murdering spree.  A judge's interest was piqued and custody of the kids was stripped after Charlie (allegedly) told his ex-wife that he would cut her head off, put it in a box, and send it to her mom.  I wonder what postage would be on sending a head through the mail. 

"Would you like insurance for this package sir?"
"Uh, yeah, I should probably do that--it's sort of a one of a kind type thing (winks)"